Hanging Out with The Straights

We’re Stuck With Each Other

(Eric, Jeff, and Jeffrey are at ACME restaurant, a New Orleans-style corporate food chain. They are three Hurricane’s deep. Another friend, Robert, slowly drinks a whiskey on the rocks.)

ERIC: You know how sometimes people are in your life a lot, then the next thing you know, you never talk to them again?

JEFFREY: Like those bitches from California?

JEFF: I hate those bitches.

ERIC: Do you think we will ever be like that? Do you think there will ever be a time in our lives when we’re like, “I used to be friends with those guys.”

JEFF: Nope.

JEFFREY: Yeah, it would have already happened by now. We’re stuck with each other. Wanna play 1-2-3?

ERIC: Yes!

JEFF: Totes!

ROBERT: That game causes me great anxiety.

1-2-3 Is Sweeping the Nation

Remember that game I made up a few weeks ago? It’s called 1-2-3. Two players put their heads down and when the photographer says “1-2-3″, they make whatever whacky faces they can. It’s just general good fun, but when you accidentally make the same face together, you get to say you win! Well, 1-2-3 has officially spread to lots of my friends. We played recently and here are the results…

I predict that this will become the next huge fad. I want to see Obama and McCain play.

Airwick’s Birfday

One of my bestest, greatest friend’s birthday party was last night. He’s not 30 yet, but he will be soon enough. I like to remind him of that every chance I get. It makes me feel young. We went to Acme Oyster House for a little slice of New Orleans. They had $4.00 Hurricanes!!! Well, actually, they ended up being $8.00 Hurricane’s because we were led astray by their advertising, but we were drunk by the time we realized that, so it didn’t really matter. I will let the evening speak for itself through photography…

There really isn’t a story to tell. It was a fun night out with The Gays. However, we did come up with a new game. It’s called “1-2-3″. It’s a photo game. Two people look down, and after the photographer counts 1-2-3, you look up. The idea is each person must make a crazy face. The first face that pops into your mind! The way you win, is if your faces end up matching! The photos are so much funnier when you accidentally make the same face together! We did this for about 45 minutes…