Archive for the ‘Youtubes’ Category
Amazing example of douchebaggery!
April 16, 2009The guy who does this blog is fucking brilliant. It’s called Blogger Interrupted and I highly suggest you look at his videos. He goes to highly conservative and hostile protests and exposes them for the poo-poo heads they have become.
Two States Get Gay Marriage In One Week!
April 7, 2009Iowa and Vermont just took California out back behind the schoolyard and pushed him in the mud. California has until June 3rd to deliver it’s ruling on Prop 8. In the meantime, two states have ruled that gay marriage is legal. Hey California! Don’t look like a douchebag!
Even Washington DC is getting in on the action by recognizing same sex marriage. So, if you get married in another state, then you have all the rights in Washington DC. Hollerrrrr.
Levi Johnston on Tyra Banks
April 6, 2009I can’t think of two more ridiculous, boring, dumb people to be on camera together. I was glued to the TV.
Chicken Nugget Emergency
March 5, 2009“Latreasa Davis, of Fort Pierce, Florida, ordered a 10-piece Chicken McNuggets from McDonald’s, and after she paid for her order, she was informed they were out of Chicken McNuggets. Latreasa Davis only wanted her 10-piece Chicken McNuggets and not anything else off the menu – as she was offered. She called 911 from McDonald’s 3 times to report the incident. Each time she called 911, she explained to the 911 dispatcher what had happened. Latreasa Davis was told the first time she called 911 that an officer was coming out to speak to her. Police did arrive, but instead of helping her get her McNuggets, they arrested her for misusing 911.” – Associated Press
Colby’s Clubhouse!!
February 25, 2009I stumbled upon this video today and had a severe flashback to grade school. I went to a private, Christian school and this is what they made us watch.
This is what happens when you invite a seemingly nice stranger into your Gchat…
February 13, 20092:21 PM biggermoosebear: hey stud
me: holler
hows it going?
biggermoosebear: hey man
me: hey!
2:23 PM that’s cool you’re an actor
i am too
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2:28 PM biggermoosebear: hey sexy
me: howdy
is this working?
2:31 PM gmail has been sucking lately
2:32 PM biggermoosebear: i wanna suck you
me: oh ok
cool
2:35 PM
biggermoosebear: you’re cute
you should be on TV
me: thanks, i’m trying
2:36 PM biggermoosebear: try to what
me: be on TV
biggermoosebear: how
me: idk, with talent i guess? haha
2:37 PM biggermoosebear: oh, so you’re an actor?
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2:43 PM me: yeah
biggermoosebear: 
me: hahah
biggermoosebear: one sec
me: ok
biggermoosebear: ok im back
me: ok
2:44
PMbiggermoosebear: just so you know
one of my ex’s had a 14/15 shoe and loved making me take all of his toes in my mouth at once and watch it stretch around it
2:45 PM me: oh really?
biggermoosebear: yeah, he used to smash my head in the floor
with his big boots and make me scream
you play football?
me: nope
biggermoosebear: you should
you would look good in a uniform
what size are your feet?
me: 13
2:46 PM
biggermoosebear: you want to step on my face?
2:47 PM
me: um, i’ve never stepped on a face before
biggermoosebear: i want you to step on my face
squash me like a bug
2:50 PM me: yeah? you like to get stepped on
2:51 PM
biggermoosebear: fuck ya step on my face full weight
me: you like to get rough i take it?
biggermoosebear: yeah, let’s wrestle
me: that sounds hot
2:52 PM biggermoosebear: what does
2:53 PM me: wrestling
2:54 PM
biggermoosebear: i played football
had my head stoped a few times
stomped
2:55 PM me: and you liked that? whats it do for you? im very curious about this idea
biggermoosebear: its cool
im pretty tough
i like to see how much i can take
me: pushing things to the limit?
biggermoosebear: whats yer beggiest and heviest footwear
me: my timberland boots
2:56 PM they have great traction
biggermoosebear: how heavy
how big
me: their about 3 pounds and size 13
i have them on now actually
2:59 PM biggermoosebear: want them on my face?
me: yeah i wanna make prints on your face
3:01 PM biggermoosebear: think ya can?
me: i know i can
biggermoosebear: why is that
me: cuz i can be mean
3:02 PM and heavy
heavy and mean
3:03 PM biggermoosebear: stand both feet on my skull?
3:04 PM me: ooh man
sure if you want it
haha
lets do it
biggermoosebear: why ooh man?
me: just cuz it sounds scary
biggermoosebear: why scary?
me: just cuz i would be afraid of hurting you
3:08 PM
biggermoosebear: i ain’t no pussy
me: you better not be no pussy
biggermoosebear: ive been slammed and stoped on a felid
me: yeah, you got messed up?
3:10 PM biggermoosebear: yeah you into it
3:11 PM me: yeah, lets fcuk and slam each oterh around
biggermoosebear: slam each other around?
3:13 PM me: you know, get rough and wrestle and crap
3:15 PM biggermoosebear: do you know anyone for a threeway?
maybe we can start a team
3:16 PM me: yeah i got a friend who might be into it
biggermoosebear: where he live
me: williamsburg
3:18 PM biggermoosebear: Pennsylvania?
me: brooklyn
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3:31 PM biggermoosebear: so you guys want to stomp on me
and stand on my skull?
3:32 PM me: yeah man
lets do it
lets do it right now
3:34 PM biggermoosebear: skull goin POP like a melon
LOLO
me: yeah man
i wanna crush you
make you scream
make your face turn red
hear your bones snap
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3:41 PM biggermoosebear: you sound mean
i dont like mean
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3:46 PM biggermoosebear: so what ya liek about crushin a dudes head udner yer foot
me: i don’t know
i’ve never done it
what do you like when a guy crushes your head
3:47 PM biggermoosebear: um its more how you like it
me: oh
3:51 PM biggermoosebear: can i call you
me: right now?
biggermoosebear: yeah i need to get in a car
me: not really
biggermoosebear: ok, watch this video
bye!
Why Didn’t I Know This Is From A Musical?
February 11, 2009I have just been re-introduced to this song. I had forgotten all about it, but upon repeated listening, I realized it was played a lot in my house when I was younger. I am obsessed with it. I don’t even know what the show is all about, although I am pretty sure Elaine Paige’s hair is a central character.
A KITTY FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
December 26, 2008We take a break from the New Orleans extravaganza to bring you a message from our sponsors…
My niece, Madyson, got a kitty for Christmas! How cute! I hope she names it Cinderella, like she wants to name everything right now! She is obsessed with pretty dresses and pink shoes.
I’m throwing away my ruby slippers…
November 15, 2008This video is taken along a stretch of beach that I used to call “home”. I know these places. I’ve worked on the pier, I played in the sand as a kid, I got high and barfed at the movie theatre on Main Street. Fuck Huntington Beach.
Peace out. Kick rocks.
